Enter Sandman.

Early in his weeklong residency on Ellen, Justin Bieber sat down for an emotional chat about his penis while wearing a Metallica shirt. This did not sit well with a number of the band’s fans, who, after riding a hell-steed to Valhalla with their blood brothers by their side, put away their broadswords, took out their iPhones, logged into their Twitter accounts, and posted 140-character messages about how mad they were about a pop star’s T-shirt. Now, just like the people who got mad about Force Awakens and red Starbucks cups, they have been cursed by Mephisto himself to see their anger roundly mocked across this digital Inferno. As Metallica themselves once sang, “I can’t remember anything/ Can’t tell if this is true or dream/ Deep down inside I feel to scream/ Everyone’s hate-faving me.”

Just saw that Justin Bieber was wearing a Metallica shirt on Ellen. What the fuck

— Declan (@declanmoore) November 10, 2015

Just saw Justin Bieber @TheGNShow with @Metallica shirt! Is there no blacklist for those NOT allowed to wear that?

— jw71 🎗️ (@JWalgraef) November 3, 2015

why the fuck is @justinbieber wearing a Metallica shirt

— christmas-y kath (@KatSchiavoni) November 10, 2015

Justin Bieber isnt allowed to wear a metallica shirt

— 11:34 (@Bully_Idol) November 10, 2015

His name is @justinbieber and he loves @Metallica ?
This guy can really ROCK! #poser @98KUPD #Bieber #Metallica pic.twitter.com/qkI4YKJZaC

— Jimmy Taylor ❗️ (@JimmyFromPhilly) November 9, 2015

If Justin Bieber can stop wearing Metallica shirts that'd be great... Sincerely, those of us who listen to real music

— Lucas (@_lucasanchez_) November 10, 2015

Just seen a picture of Justin Bieber wearing a Metallica shirt, I'm not okay with this, I bet he doesnt even know who they are

— Danny Romeril (@DannyRomeril) November 10, 2015

Justin Bieber wearing a Metallica shirt makes me wanna throw up. How dare he.

— Ben (@BenNckdeep) November 10, 2015

Justin Bieber out here disrespecting Metallica by wearing their shirt. Smh

— Danny Murley (@dan_murley) November 11, 2015

Justin Bieber wore a Metallica shirt, let me go shove my head in an insinuator

— Urleen (@golaxyourself1) November 10, 2015

When you see Justin Bieber wearing a @Metallica T-shirt pic.twitter.com/UyRD2MVDAQ

— ᴊᴜʟɪᴀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ ☿☯ (@MissKittyKawaii) November 10, 2015

Sources

Death and Taxes Justin Bieber Wears Metallica Shirt, Angers Fans

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